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Island timing
Looks like Cr Greg Sayers picked up some pretty smooth dance moves on his recent holiday in Rarotonga.
Bird revenge
A Mangawhai resident is wondering at the wisdom of a local blackbird, which has taken to hopping through the house to help herself to the cat’s biscuits. The cat is, at present, adopting a benign position on the theft, but ‘feather’ or not that will last is yet to be seen.
Nice try Brent
During a Rodney Local Board meeting last month, members were discussing how names should be arranged on voting papers for Council elections next year. A vertically well-endowed Brent Bailey suggested names be listed in order of height. Sadly, the suggestion was discarded in favour of the more conventional alphabetical order.
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